Nonsense Burlesque for Nonsense Lovers in the Denver Area (and sometimes beyond!)

Alabaster first started producing Burlesque shows in 2020. The name Alabastard started out as an inside joke between her and some Troupe-mates. Now, Alabastard Productions puts on innovative shows that encourage performers to be their most authentically chaotic selves.

Alabaster herself is actually three feral cats in a g-string.

Why subscribe?

Alabaster is always up to all kinda of shenanigans, and simultaneously shadow banned on most social media. If you don’t wanna miss any of her 27 lives (Get it? She’s 3 feral cats???? Get it??? Nevermind…) you’ll need to be on her newsletter to get the full scoop.

Subscribe to get full access to the newsletter and publication archives, and lil thank you discount code. Paid subscriptions help support her energizer-bunny-like stamina and also get you access to extra discounts and eventually show galleries that usually don’t see the light of day simply because there are tooooooo many to post on social media.