Summer is here: Prepare for me to melt
May 2025 at Alabastard Productions
It’s June.
The weather is gonna get hot. I will get hot hotter and then get heat stoke because I am the worlds most over-heating Mexican.
NEWS
I was on a DIFFERENT podcast!
Me and Suki Suxen went on a very long and tangential conversation about sleep paralysis and the demons therein
Pop a Pastie needs new Mics!
So over at Denver Burlesque Hub, I have a podcast to let you get to know local performers, right? Well, the sound quality is questionable because I’m using one mic for 2 people. Also my mic is like 6 years old and been through a lot (aka I dunno how to take care of mics). SO I am on the hunt for new ones. If you are able to help, you can make a one time donation to the Denver Burlesque Hub, become a paid subscriber to the Hub, OR become a paid subscriber to this newsletter! What a plethora of options!
DisabiliTease Festival!
This is gonna be a regular installment till needs are met! I have officially been brought on as part of the team for DisabiliTease Festival 2025! I’ll be helping with social media and fundraising! The applications to perform are officially open, but the festival needs support through donations and advertising and volunteers!
Alabastard Productions in June
Booty in the Breakdown: A Blassphemy! Roulette show
June 14th, 2025
9:30PM- Late
Lion’s Lair, 2022 E Colfax Ave, Denver, CO
Tickets are on early bird pricing until the day before the show! Remember that newsletter subscribers don’t pay full price for Blassphemy, so use the code in the footer of the email if you miss early bird pricing! (or get discounts on any tier if you are a paid subscriber!)
Other Shit Alabaster is in…
Keeping Up with the 3 Feral Cats
Say hello to Azazel
This little baby lady is my “middle child”. She’s sleek. She’s sassy. She’s built like a processed meat product. We love her. This 12 lb. bundle of joy loves snorting when she breathes (built in feature), exclusively wanting to cuddle when I’m trying to read or get out of bed, and screaming at the top of her lungs for her wet food. I have clearly starved her for her entire life.
Recent Creations:
🎙️ Pop a Pastie! Burlesque Podcast: Welcome Back to the stage... Suki Suxen!
🎙️ Civilian Sex Ed. Podcast: Ep 34: Faith, Flesh, and Finding Belonging with Rev. Evan Amo (Episode will be open to the public on June 1. Paid subscribers get it now!)
The Current Book Rotation:
📖 Physical Book: Just finished Quicksilver by Callie Hart and am about to start Heat of the Everflame by Penn Cole (Both Library loans!)
📱E-Book: Severance by Ling Ma (Libby Loan) No this has nothing to do with the TV show.
🎧 Audio Book: NONE because my physical TBR borrowed from the library is too long and everyone who is behind me in the hold line wishes for my demise.
See you around, fuckers!
🖤Alabaster 🖕🏻
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