May Flowers and Booty Shaking
May 2025 at Alabastard Productions
Happy Beltane!
Season’s blessings and whatnot.
NEWS
I was on a podcast!
And it wasn’t my own! Tune in to My Body, My Jokes! to hear me talk about burlesque and my relationship with my body. It was great to talk to Morgan! All the episodes are fantastic, so be sure to follow, like, subscribe, rate, and all that good stuff!
DisabiliTease Festival!
This is gonna be a regular installment till needs are met! I have officially been brought on as part of the team for DisabiliTease Festival 2025! I’ll be helping with social media and fundraising! The applications to perform are officially open, but the festival needs support through donations and advertising and volunteers!
Alabastard Productions in May
Blassphemy! Metal Go-Go Burlesque Show
Fathers of Metal Edition
May 10th, 2025
9:30PM- Late
Lion’s Lair, 2022 E Colfax Ave, Denver, CO
Tickets are on early bird pricing until the Wednesday before the show! Remember that newsletter subscribers don’t pay full price for Blassphemy, so use the code in the footer of the email if you miss early bird pricing! (or get discounts on any tier if you are a paid subscriber!)
Other Shows Alabaster is in…
Keeping Up with the 3 Feral Cats
I’m (re)learning Spanish!
It may not be obvious, but I am Mexican on my Dad’s side. Just very very pale! And when I was younger, I was conversational in Spanish! But… I got yelled at ONE TIME in Spanish and stopped learning out of spite because kids suck. Now, I’m attempting to learn again! I’ve been using a combo of duolingo (191 day Streak, and I hate every day), AirLearn ( 89 day Streak), and Mango Languages, which I got through the Denver Library!
Recent Creations:
🎙️ Pop a Pastie! Burlesque Podcast: Welcome Back to the stage... Paloma Nectar! (There is also a bonus episode available to paid subscribers ONLY)
🎙️ Civilian Sex Ed. Podcast: Ep. 32: The War on Your Sex Life ft. Leah Spasova
The Current Book Rotation:
📖 Physical Book: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes by Suzanne Collins (Borrowed from a Friend!)
📱E-Book: Whorephobia by Lizzie Borden (Libby Loan)
🎧 Audio Book: The Two Towers By J.R.R. Tolkien, narrated by Andy Serkis 😍 (Libby Loan)
See you around, fuckers!
🖤Alabaster 🖕🏻
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