MARCH IS UPON US
March 2026 at Alabastard Productions
It’s nearly spring! Apparently! Who knew????
NEWS
I have no news
Yaaaaaaaaaaay. Happy March.
Merch button lives here now:
Alabastard Productions this Month
Blassphemy!
March 14, 2026
9:30PM- Late
Lion’s Lair, 2022 E Colfax Ave, Denver, CO
Tickets are on early bird pricing until the day before the show!
Morning Wood Brunchtime Cabaret
March 29, 2026
2:00PM
Creepatorium, 1974 S. Acoma St. , Denver, CO
Mimosas! Bloody Marys! Brunch time butts! Hooray!
Here, have some (affiliate-ish) links!
Track your Gig Milage with Everlance (Seriously… just track it somehow)
Get your cat some Pretty Litter (and get a discount on your first bag!)
Need some help getting over heartbreak? You don’t have to heal alone.
Other Shit Alabaster is in…
Keeping Up with the 3 Feral Cats
Reality TV
I've been filling my little spare time with reality TV. Most notably, The Traitors and Love Island Allstars. That concludes the knowledge of reality TV 😂
Recent Creations:
🎙️ Pop a Pastie! Burlesque Podcast: Burlesque Tips & Tricks!
🎙️ Civilian Sex Ed. Podcast: Ep 43: Danny’s Laws of Attraction Part 1
The Current Book Rotation:
📖 Physical Book: Just finished The Show Girl by Nicola Harrison (Library Loan)
📱E-Book: The Eyes are the Best Part by Monika Kim for the Creepatorium Horror Book Club! (Libby Loan)
🎧 Audio Book: The Shadow Rising (The Wheel of Time #4) by Robert Jordan (Combo of Spotify and Libby Loan since the book is do damn LONG)
See you around, fuckers!
🖤Alabaster 🖕🏻
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