HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, SINNER!
June 2026 at Alabastard Productions
It’s PRIDE MONTH and as a proud bisexual, I am hear to be LOUD ABOUT IT.
NEWS
Creeplesque Applications are about to close!
JOIN THE NONSENSE THAT IS CREEPLESQUE for August! Applications are open NOW through June 6th
Car Wash Fundraiser!
The bikini car wash fundraiser for Creeplesque will be returning in July! TBD on dates. Please email creeplesque@gmail.com if you happen to be interested in receive info on how to volunteer to help!
Merch button lives here now:
Alabastard Productions this Month
Blassphemy! But Make it Gay
June 13, 2026
9:30PM- Late
Lion’s Lair, 2022 E Colfax Ave, Denver, CO
Tickets are on early bird pricing until the day before the show!
Here, have some (affiliate-ish) links!
Track your Gig Milage with Everlance (Seriously… just track it somehow)
Get your cat some Pretty Litter (and get a discount on your first bag!)
Need some help getting over heartbreak? You don’t have to heal alone.
Other Shit Alabaster is in…
Keeping Up with the 3 Feral Cats
I am writing some new blogs!
Keep an eye out for a new blog series HOPEFULLY launching this month. I will be releasing this PAID SUBSCRIBER series about how being raised in purity culture directly pushed me int burlesque. Stay tuned.
Recent Creations:
🎙️ Pop a Pastie! Burlesque Podcast: Welcome to the stage... The Cosmic Cabaret!
🎙️ Civilian Sex Ed. Podcast: Bonus Episode: Anita Talk A Lot (We Really Did) Paid Subscribers only, Ep 46: Anita Better Sex Education Part 2 Available now for paid subscribers. Goes public on June 7
The Current Book Rotation:
📖 Physical Book: The Hero of Ages by Brandon Sanderson (Library Loan)
📱E-Book: Redwall by Brian Jacques (Yes, it is a children’s book. Sue me) (Libby Loan)
🎧 Audio Book: Sorrowland by Rivers Solomon for the Creepatorium Horror Book Club! (Libby Loan)
See you around, fuckers!
🖤Alabaster 🖕🏻
Thanks for reading The Alabastard Newsletter! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.
Wanna Support my Behind the Scenes Burlesque Work?
Not sure where to find burlesque in Denver (and other surrounding cities)? Visit Denver Burlesque Hub! Find a (not quite comprehensive) list of upcoming shows on the website calendar, or receive weekly show roundups directly in your inbox by subscribing to the newsletter! Paid subscriptions get the added bonus of receiving video versions of the Pop a Pastie! Podcast.
Show Info: Full Calendar | Weekly Newsletter
Industry Resources: Resources on the Website | Industry Newsletter
Make a one time donation!
Tune in to Pop a Pastie! to learn more about local performers and what drives them! New episodes each month!