April Show(er)s
April 2025 at Alabastard Productions
False Spring #1 (or 3?) is here!
Who knows what the weather is doing, but I will be doing nonsense regardless.
NEWS
DisabiliTease Festival!
I’m gonna gab about this again! I have officially been brought on as part of the team for DisabiliTease Festival 2025! I’ll be helping with social media and fundraising! The applications to perform are officially open, but the festival needs support through donations and advertising and volunteers!
Alabastard Productions in April
Blassphemy! Metal Go-Go Burlesque Roulette Show
April 12th, 2025
9:30PM- Late
Lion’s Lair, 2022 E Colfax Ave, Denver, CO
Tickets are on early bird pricing until the Wednesday before the show! Remember that newsletter subscribers don’t pay full price for Blassphemy, so use the code in the footer of the email if you miss early bird pricing! (or get discounts on any tier if you are a paid subscriber!)
Sacrilegious Sunday ft. Blassphemy! Gogo
April 20th, 2025
12:00PM- 7:00pm
Creepatorium,1974 S. Acoma St., Denver, CO
OKAY So the wider event is NOT my event. But Blassphemy! is hired to do pop up performances throughout the day every year and it’s one of my favorite gigs to get hired for every year. I usually end up doing 8 billion things for the event anyway and there is a full cabaret at the end of the night so you should come support!
Other Shows Alabaster is in…
Keeping Up with the 3 Feral Cats
Meet Leviathan!
This is my 3-legged idiot! He lost The Outside Game before I even had him and have no idea why his leg is a goner, but we do know all his brain cells were in that leg before it was lost. Now, he occasionally experiences a fully formed thought instead of playing pong in his brain. The working theory is that the Orange Cats sometimes let him borrow the brain cell.
Recent Creations:
📝 Newest Burlshit Blog: The Hidden Burlesque Resource: Your Local Library
🎙️ Pop a Pastie! Burlesque Podcast: Welcome Back to the stage... Anita Salsita! Part 2🎙️ Civilian Sex Ed. Podcast: Ep. 31: Keep Informed but Stay Sane with Kassandra Lament (I also started a new Sex Ed. Newsletter over there! check it out if you want the latest)
The Current Book Rotation:
📖 Physical Book: The Wicked King by Holly Black (Library Loan)
📱E-Book: The Third Gilmore Girl: A Memoir by Kelly Bishop (Libby Loan)
🎧 Audio Book: A Witch's Guide to Fake Dating a Demon By Sarah Hawley (Libby Loan)
Can you tell I like the library? Go get a library card. Do it.
See you around, fuckers!
🖤Alabaster 🖕🏻
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